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"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."-His reply
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."-Frank Sinatra
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."-Benjamin Franklin
"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."-Dylan Thomas.
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."-Henny Youngman
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